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A new kind of community.

Welcome to the community of Nail Polish, the community of B!TCH PLEASE. Welcome to the wild side of beauty.

At B!TCH PLEASE, we don’t just sell nail polish - we serve up an experience to remember.

Bold colours, bigger laughs and ZERO apologies.

Shop Now, smile later and lets get those nails talking. Yelling, No, screaming!

So, are you ready to nail it?

Shop now, or learn more.

About

Frequently asked questions

  • Absolutely! Our nail polish is crafted without any harsh chemicals, made from plant based ingredients and is completely cruelty free. With no nasties, we have designed every bottle with maximum care for your nails!

  • We know there are plenty of brands out there promising to be kind to your nails. But here’s the difference: We are family based, Australian owned and made business that creates nail polish we actually wear ourselves. No chasing trends for the sake of it. Just colours we love, products we believe in and quality we wont compromise on.

    We started this brand after hitting the nail bars and noticing how fragile our nails (an even our toenails) became. Pretty nails shouldn’t come at the cost of nail health. This is why our formula is designed to protect.

    We work with a local team who believe in our vision as much as we do. Together, we have built something that feels like us: Bold, Transparent, a little anti-establishment. Think faces of angels, mouths of sailors but no apologies, no pretending. Just a product and a brand that’s as real as it gets

  • We have tested our polish in every which way (because of course we had to try it ourselves). After months of trial and error:

    - One coat works, but two coats is where the magic happens.

    This gives you the smooth, bold, vibrant colour that feels complete. For the best result, pair with our Top and Base coat for a salon quality, long lasting finish.

    Wait 3 to 5 minutes between layers. This is the perfect excuse to pop on the telly and have some time to yourself… because you deserve it x

  • We all have those big ideas we talk about but never act on. This time, we decided to follow through and create a product we’d actually use and be proud of.

    We’re passionate about fashion, obsessed with pretty things and committed to making them practical and high quality. This brand is the result of finally saying why not us? And going all in.